30 things guys want girls 2 no


1. We're not as perverted as u think we are.

2. No matter what YOU say, ur ex-boyfriend IS an ass hole.


3. We like u to give us hugs & kisses sometimes too.


4. Don't argue w/ us when we call u beautiful.


5. Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around.


6. We no ur pretty, that's 1 of the reason's we're going out w/ u.


7. Don't go into detail about ur period. It scares us.


8. If u have cramps & we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month & nothing more.


9. If u really liked us for us, u would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.


10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.


11. NEVER ask us if u can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.


12. Don't make bets about us, b/c 1 of ur friends will tell us, if u don't.


13. When we tell u that ur not fat, believe us.


14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.


15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up & go pee.


16. Just b/c u think ur always right, doesn't mean that u don't have to apologize when u do something "wrong."


17.U expect us to say & do sweet things for u, but it would be nice if u did the same every once in a while. We like to know that u love us.


18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.


19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, b/c u might get wut u wish for.


20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.


21. Never pretend like u are going to break up w/ us & laugh when we believe you.


22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like urs better anyway.


23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.


24. PMS is not an excuse.


25. If u want us to put the seat down when we're done, u should put it up when ur done.


26. Don't tell us how cute ur ex was. That doesn't turn us on.


27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....o nevermind.


28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. u might be that comfy w/ ur friends, but to us it's just wrong.


29. We always notice how funny it is after u rip out our heart, stick it down our throat & still want to be friends.


30. And last but not least: We no ur not always right, but we'll pretend like u are anyway.